Friday, December 19, 2008

Mat-mat omputeh di tpt keje

..i mean di tempat keje amran...kot rasa2 akan boring, skip ajer laaa entry nih eks hehehe

Semalam terserempak ngan kawan tpt keje amran kat eastgarden... tall and handsome....21 thn... bila aku cakap kat dia.. hensem mamat daniel tuh, amran kata tengok dominique dulu, an italian guy lagi hensem hehehe..anyway, si daniel nih lah satu hari tuh kitaorg on the way gi mana tah...then benti kat traffic light..tingkap bukak masa tuh.. tetiba dengo org jerit dari tepi sebelah sana lane kitaorg tuh..jerit nama si amran tuh.. toleh2 si daniel tuh lah kekeke boleh dijerit nyer across the road bila nampak amran.. actually dia kenal pon sbb kitaorg pakai keter wira...and aku rasa kengkawan malay sini pon senang detect keter kitaorg sbb wira biru hehehehe..bukan byk keter proton on the road kat sydney nih..amran tuh pon kalo nampak keter proton jer..bangga betul.. yer lah malaysian car kat sydney kan...tak byk ada...yg aku sokmo nampak pon gen2, savvy skali skala..wira dua kali dua kala....jumbuck *tah spelling betui ker dak, tp kat mesia arena nama dia* ada lah quite a number gaks...Tapi ada satu service centre kat one suburb tuh dah ada signage proton sebesar2 bagak depan building kat entrance dia..bangga yakmat si amran.. yer lah of kos lah kan..dok abroad baru nak rasa bangga kan kekekekeke..in other words, bila jarang nampak baru nak rasa appreciate gitu..ala2 gitu la..

Si dominique chap ni laks..dah benti keje.. baru jer lagi last week kalau tak silap...he is one of amran's close officemate...sokmo share of information and sokmo discuss on work-related issues...aku sokmo suggest kat amran, ajak ler colleague dia datang umah one day..aku masak malaysian food..sajer jer lah kan.. dah muga kawan dia..tapi si amran nih bukan reti kekekekeke...i mean dia tak biasa buat camtu...so tup tup tau dah benti.. nak tau naper? sebab mamat tuh ditangkap menjual dadah kau!! huhhhh ngeri aku dengo!. Kisahnyer si amran nih tau dia jual dadah...to that extent ropernyer dia share citer ngan amran eks..tp asben aku nih tak penah laks citer kat aku...anyway, bila dah pembeli nyer sampai datang ke office..apa lagi kan.. huhh ngeri lah kawan ngan org2 cam ni...bukan aper, takut kawan makan kawan tapi amran kata, as a friend he's nice.

Ada 2 org lagi subordinate asben aku tuh.. kira budak muda lagi laa....malas yakmat buat keje...segala menda hatta perkara kecik2 pon nak refer kat amran..yg membuatkan keje dia tergendala...mula2 amran layan jer bila depa refer perkara yg dah berulang2 ditunjukkan..tp lama2..amran nih pon dah ikut pe'el si dennis, senior dia...blasahhh jer cakap direct. Asben aku nih kalo kat mesia kat tpt keje dulu dia agak digeruni gaks la ngan directnyer dia berbahasa ngan subordinates dia dulu..pada bebudak yg malas keje la and yg sokmo curi tulang..bebudak mmg respect dia despite his sharpness of words pertaining to work..and also will go to him for work-related solutions. Tapi luar keje depa mmg kamceng laaa. ermm... sure entah2 sure ada bebudak tuh yg tak gemor kat amran eks.. hehehe lantakk ajer la.

Anyway, kat sini dia taknak lah laser sgt kan.. dah muga tpt org kan...tp the latest bila aku tanya hapdet citer kat work environment dia tuh.. amran kata takder dah... dia pon main blasahhhh jer mat mat omputeh tuh kalau bebal beno hahahaha. It's not that diorg nih bebal tau..it's when amran bagi tunjuk ajor.. they never listen, they never pay attention.. instead depa cuma nakkan amran do that particular work for them. So sokmonyer bila amran boleh setelkan keje yg depa mintak tolong, they would say something like..."wow, how can u do that? i've been spending hours on this alone!"..and tau apa jenis2 jawapan yg amran akan bagi..."use your head!" atau..amran sekadar tunjuk kat otak jer hahahaha at least better than dennis.. kalo dennis, dia akan maki jer bebudak tuh terus.

Si dennis laks amran kata, dia suker ngan ngan mamat aussie nih.. rajin and selalu share new info berkaitan keje. I mean, kalau keje yg dennis tengah buat and it's a new thing, new discovery gitu, dia akan panggil amran and story mory share the info ngan amran. He's the guy yg amran suker bekerjasama and boleh dibawak berbincang lah jenis nyer.

Superior depa sumer2 nih ialah Patrick, a british guy. Tinggi orang nyer dan pekat accent british nyer. Amran kata dia kena listen betui2 bila sembang ngan Pat nih...pak lawak dan baik orang nyer. Depa2 nih off late nih sokmo tanya amran bila akan balik for good...then roughly he said around end of 2010 la walaupon lom tau lagik. Depa2 nih dok gaduh kata kat amran jgn balik mesia laaa terus keje jer la situ..bior wife jer balik sorang.. cesssss! ada ker patut??? where got road one!! hehehe

Okess laaa.. sure korang boring baca kan?? hahahaha takdak idea dah nak sembang aper kekeke. ok la ok la.. aku tambah sket citer...untuk anita tuh *still remember her?*..aku beli a set of miniature perfumes by lancome sudahnyer.. ada 4 bijik miniature dalam tuh; miracle, tresor, hypnose and satu lagi aku lupa dahhhh......nak pos ajer konon2 nak kasik saprais laaa..kang gi post office sat.

Wokessss daaaaa

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

tersengih2 saya baca...

creepy nye dominique tu :P dia berenti sbb patrick dpt tau ke?

huhu...mujur lah dijauhkan dr husband akak...takut la gak...klu polis wat serbuan time tu...hish...or buyer dia x puas ati..dtg ofis wat kacau...fuh..

ok..ok..nice present for anita :) i like...i like :-D

akak...ttg patrick suggest abg amran dok aussie...wife balik m'sia kan... i think, dia belum jumpa akak...sbb tu cakap mcm tu...

klu dah jumpa, dgn keramahan dan ke'cute'an akak,hidden attraction gitu.. nak2 rasa lak soto akak...haa...dia suh abg amran lak balik...akak duk sini...kik kik kik ;P

Hazelsyd said...

Naemah,

awak tersengih2 baca..kak ija laks terus tergelak2 baca haahhaha

okes, dapat tau sbb kantoi dek john, big boss situ. hrm.. tu lah kan..takot jer kot jenis2 frame ker apa nih kan..nauzubillah mintak dijauhkan menda2 yg tak elok...but amran sounds suker jer berkawan ngan dom nih..kak ija jer yg ngeri hehe

so ok eks gift kak ija tuk anita tu kan..

yg part last nih yg kak ija terkukik-kukik gitu hehehehehehe

Sofya said...

salam H..

ujan emas di negeri org..hiks

Hazelsyd said...

W'salam cikya,

yer.. lebih syok kalau ujan salji di sini, boleh wat snowman kekekekeke

cekputeh said...

Hu uh..mengerikan dominique ni.. Semoga dia kembali ke jalan yg benar...hehehehe

Ish..amran ni dh jadi omputih kekdahnya..silap2 kalo diaorg jumpa ko, suruhnya kome terus duduk situ..tk usah balik dah...

Hmm..Anita je ke dpt hadiah tu? *sambil sengeh2 angkat2 kening*

Hazelsyd said...

Wa,

hehehehe kurang2 boleh ler si amran fluentkan lagi english yg berabuk-kekabu dia tuh kekekek *mati laa mengata laki sendiri! hahahaha*

ada sorang lagi dapat perfume gaks....ermm....aku la tuh!! kekeke self-reward! reward tuk apa tatau hahahaha

Anonymous said...

*meks nunggu gaks perfume tuh huhu*.. lariiiiiiii japs nak pikir nak sekuat ati ker nak slow motions jerk huhu

Hazelsyd said...

Bat!

hahahaahah lariii jgn tak lariii kekekekek

Anonymous said...

hazel love,

cewah cewah... citer pasal wira (hero) ek hari nih!!!

hehehe..

Hazelsyd said...

teesh,

hahahahaha dah takder idea lah u!

Anonymous said...

wa setuju meran keje sana tapi nko ada la kann...

dok la sana sploh taun peh tuh balik mesia dah kaya boleh belanja geng halo tau

Hazelsyd said...

Fudh,

hehe..kan kan? mana boleh dok jauh2 kan hehehehe

neway, aku tokleh dok sana 10 thn fudh..kena balik..unless aku dapat a really good job kat sini and mampu bayo balik scholarship aku tuh...sgt impossible to happen though hehehehe

but your idea is tempting tuh heheeh yer lah..saper taknak jadik kaya kannnn heheh

AppleB said...

*tengah tunggu parcel dari obersea sambil kuis2 tanah bawah krosi*

Hazelsyd said...

Iza,

haa?? apa dia?? apaaa?? apaa??? kekekeke

ILHAM said...

fuhh beb....penat aku baca sampai habis kot kot ada adegan adegan threesome or foursome ker....kehkehkeh...

Hazelsyd said...

Ilham,

kekekekeke mmg your tendency for imagination nih superb lah beb!had always admire your ability tuh *erkkk bukan your wild imagination tuh eks! LOL*. Peturun sket ilmu kat aku beb, leh gaks aku apply kat study aku nih hehehehe

ILHAM said...

H,

nak peturun ilmu kena ada pengkeras...hehehe...bukan pengeras tau...baibun aja..

..well...think outside the box, don't follow the crowd, always believe in our guts feel, read all subjects, observe, and last but not least, a little bit of naughty mind always helps...kehkehkeh

Hazelsyd said...

Ilham,

hehehe ko ngan pengkeras aka pengeras ko ..forever! kekekeke

thanks yer...aku cuba pelan-pelan tau...